☘️ What happens when spring arrives but your sleep doesn’t get the memo? This week: a 115-year-old olive tree fights back, indoor plants receive emotional support, three pints of Guinness are consumed in the name of cultural immersion, and a grand Southeast Asia escape plan is being held hostage by a credit card. Oh, and the spouse is back — balance (mostly) restored. Come for the chaos, stay for the Poire William. 👉 Read the full weekly dispatch here
